vineri, 29 decembrie 2006

Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap

asta e super, e dat si ca model de "viral" in

2 comentarii:

  1. alte adrese unde ESTE !
    and hope ca o sa stea sus pe net ! intru serile lungi si ploaiase , cand se juca matza cu sfoara cu motocei ! hi hi

  2. Here you go... very complete transcription, including the parts that are bleeped in the video.

    Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
    Natalie Portman: Hello.
    Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
    Portman: Do you really want to know?
    Parnell: Please, tell us.

    I don't sleep mother f***er
    off that yak and that bourbon
    doin' 120 gettin high while I'm swervin

    Seth Meyers: D**n natalie you a crazy chick

    Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k
    I'm bustin dudes mouths like gushers mother f***er
    roll up on NBC and smack the s**t out Jeff Zucker

    Guys: What you want Natalie
    Portman: to drink and fight!
    Guys: what you need Natalie
    Guys: to f*** all night!

    Don't test me when i'm crazy off that airplane glue
    put my foot down your throat
    till you s**t in my shoe
    leave you screaming
    pay for my dry cleaning
    f*** you man
    It's my name that he's screamin'

    Parnell: I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
    Portman: I never said I was a role model.
    Parnell: What about the kids who look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

    All the kids lookin up to me can suck my d**k
    It's portman mother f***er
    drink till i'm sick
    slit your throat
    and poor nitrous down the hole
    watch you laugh and cry
    while I laugh you die
    and all the Jews
    you know I'm talkin to you

    Guys: we love you natalie

    I wanna f*** you too!
    P is for portman
    P is for p***y
    i'll kill your f**in dog for fun so don't push me

    Parnell: Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
    Portman: Well there's a lot you may not know about me.
    Parnell: Really? Such as?

    When I was in harvard
    I smoked weed every day
    I cheated every test
    and snorted all the yay
    I gotta def posse
    and you gotta buncha dudes
    I sit down on your face and take a s**t

    Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad @$$ b***h (h**l yah)
    and I always pay for your dry cleanin
    when my s**t gets in your shoe
    as for the drug use
    well I can vouch for that
    my d**k is scared of you

    Parnell: Okie-doke. Natalie, one final question,
    if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it--

    (Portman breaks chair over Parnell's head)
    Portman: No more questions


    03.08.06 08:16PM PST by NPFan